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4 Types of Men in Bed

(1) Mr. Know Nothing, Do Nothing The first type of lover is your regular Joe. He has absolutely no clue what he's doing and most times (like many in the other categories you'll g on to read about) says nothing about his ignorance. Very rarely, (as in very) you'll come across Tunde no wait, definitely not... Dave, (an anomaly of course) who will be honest and tell you that he doesn't know what he's doing. However, more often than not, you get Joe; who has no clue what he's doing, and just wings it (like you do our eyebrows) while hoping for the best. He's probably the guy that tries to swallow your face while kissing you, or sticks his anaconda in the wrong place, or... You get the picture. I will however admit that he's probably not the worst on this list; he's certainly not the guy in category 2. (2) Mr. It's All About Me Now this guy... Oh Man (Drizzy voice of course), Not again. Let's just go right ahead and call him Femi (